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Had to go to the Dr's office yesterday and an old was talking to a younger man as I was sitting in the row of chairs behind them(old man)do you know why they call you Stan?cause that's your name(old man)what does a graveyard and a bathroom have in common?when ya gotta go-ya gotta go!
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A young man heads off to the store for condums. He gets to the checker with them and she rings them up and tells him his total is $4.35 with tax. The young man looks at her and says tacks hell, I'll tie them on!
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We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:
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Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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