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Old 05-16-2012, 12:22 AM
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Default 88yr old man

Had to go to the Dr's office yesterday and an old was talking to a younger man as I was sitting in the row of chairs behind them(old man)do you know why they call you Stan?cause that's your name(old man)what does a graveyard and a bathroom have in common?when ya gotta go-ya gotta go! mancoman
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Old 05-17-2012, 01:56 PM
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A young man heads off to the store for condums. He gets to the checker with them and she rings them up and tells him his total is $4.35 with tax. The young man looks at her and says tacks hell, I'll tie them on!
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Old 05-17-2012, 02:01 PM
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We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

means a smile and

is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by " "





Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) an ass hole

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass
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Old 05-17-2012, 02:02 PM
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Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
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Old 05-17-2012, 02:23 PM
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when ya goota have fun have fun!!! mancoman
 


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