88yr old man

[mancoman]

Had to go to the Dr's office yesterday and an old was talking to a younger man as I was sitting in the row of chairs behind them(old man)do you know why they call you Stan?cause that's your name(old man)what does a graveyard and a bathroom have in common?when ya gotta go-ya gotta go! mancoman

[300cpilot]

A young man heads off to the store for condums. He gets to the checker with them and she rings them up and tells him his total is $4.35 with tax. The young man looks at her and says tacks hell, I'll tie them on!

[300cpilot]

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons,' where:

means a smile and

is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by " "





Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) an ass hole

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass

[300cpilot]

Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

[mancoman]

when ya goota have fun have fun!!! mancoman